Finally, a remedy for chronic sarcasm sufferers! Sarcasium is the hilarious mint pill box designed for those who just can’t resist a snarky comment. Packed with “Eye Roll Prevention Pills,” this novelty prescription promises relief from excessive wit and the urge to respond with “Oh, really?” every five seconds.

Each box is filled with refreshing mints cleverly disguised as tablets — because nothing says self-awareness like medicating your own sarcasm. With its witty packaging and brutally honest warnings, Sarcasium is a must-have for any novelty gift range. Perfect for friends, co-workers, or anyone whose humour has gone a little too dry.

Warning: Sarcasium may cause loss of your only personality trait. On the plus side, your friendships might finally be saved (if you’ve got any left).